July 2012
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ollivandur:
didsomebodysayredvines:
hemidemisplemmyquaver:
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jensensparkles:
adrimnzr:
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lilcalcifer:
we found love in a mildly disappointing place
now you’re just somebody that i know by first name
tonight, we are average age
i walk this fairly populated road
carry on my adequately well-adjusted son
that’s what makes you...
the-adequate-gatsby:
stultifyandstupefy:
derpes:
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
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how i would narrate the Olympics
me: they're doing some athletic shit
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foxycyrus:
if i was famous i’d just tour around the country without telling anyone and go to random college campuses late at night, and i’d wait until i saw one person walking by themselves and i’d walk behind them and put my hands over their eyes and say guess who and when they turned around it’d be me and they’d be like omg and then i’d say “no one will ever believe you” and i’d just sprint...
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curiousgeorgiana:
homosexualintellectual:
this is your monthly reminder that justin bieber said in an interview that rape victims shouldn’t get abortions because “everything happens for a reason”
Important reminder.
huge-motha-fuckin-snake:
gi-nnyweasley:
harry-ron-andhermione:
professorgilderoy-lockhart:
enemiesofthe-heir:
thechamberofsecrets:
has been opened
shit
don’t worry i’ve got this
no fuck you
can someone help me rn
HISS HISS MOTHERFUCKERS
virginclub:
it sucks knowing that our time on tumblr will eventually end because i’d really like to see where some of you end up in ten years or so
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Watchmybelovedcheshire:
videohall:
Clam eats salt
“Weirdest video you’ll see today.”
#I HAVE A NEW PHOBIA #IT’S CLAMS
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guys trigger warning
thewinsexters:
there’s this thing going around and it says “I was a fan of Obama, but not after reading this” or something
and you click on it and it has really big flashing lights and this face up close and loud ass creepy noises and it scared the mother fucker out of me but i think if someone had epilepsy and they clicked it it could be really bad for them
so if you have epilepsy don’t...
You can be body-positive and still have preferences. You can be a feminist and still love men. You can be sex-positive without being interested in casual sex. People seem to forget that the core principle of all of these is as simple as not being an asshole.
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tahnoscheeks:
do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again
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